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Started By Luv ya;x , May 26 2014 08:34 AM
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Luv ya;x
Posted 26 May 2014 - 08:34 AM

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Nu cred ca e persoana care sa nu fi auzit un raspuns total pe langa subiect/o ghicitoare amuzanta,sau sa fi citit o aberatie scrisa de "x" la examen.

*Acest topic este destinat intrebarilor cu raspuns amuzant.*

Fie ca a-ti fost martori sau a-ti citit undeva,postati aici sa radem impreuna .

 

Model:

 

Intrebare:

Raspuns:

 

 

 

 

 

Incep eu:

 

Intrebare: Ce este apa dura(Chimie)?

Raspuns: Gheata

 


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Posted 26 May 2014 - 03:16 PM

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Intrebare: De ce se scutura tot timpul gainile dupa ce le "calca" cocosul ?

Raspuns: Ca sa isi ridice chilotii !


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Dexsive
Posted 26 May 2014 - 05:30 PM

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Intrebare: Ce zi e azi?

Raspuns: Martie!


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Posted 28 May 2014 - 12:10 AM

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Raspuns: Un castravete ambitios :))

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GMDDD
Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:31 AM

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Intrebare : Cum transformi un pentagon in patrat?
Raspuns : Aplici teorema lui ben Laden.

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BaHaMaS
Posted 28 May 2014 - 02:15 PM

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Intrebare:Ce ai facut la examen?
Raspuns:Te intereseaza sau vrei sa stii?

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Elly.
Posted 30 May 2014 - 01:23 AM

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Intrebare: Cand va aparea foamea mondiala?

Raspuns: Cand vor incepe chinezii sa manance cu lingura.  :D


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Posted 30 May 2014 - 05:04 PM

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Intrebare: Exista vreun medicament care elimina mirosul de ceapa?

Raspuns: Cum sa nu?!Usturoiul!


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Posted 30 May 2014 - 08:04 PM

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Raspuns: Nu, imi creste parul invers.


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Posted 30 May 2014 - 08:07 PM

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Intrebare: Pe ce doresti sa te axezi in cazul in care vei primi grad?

Raspuns: Pe numele meu, ca imi place  :))

 

OFF: Asta e chiar reala, la o aplicatie din News.


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Posted 02 June 2014 - 11:34 PM

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Raspuns: A nuuuu .... este 3 dimineata , calaresc un Hipopotam , ce paste ;-j ! 


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 07:12 PM

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Raspuns: Acceptabila!
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 07:15 PM

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Dupa ce suni pe cineva pe mobil si nu raspunde.. te suna inapoi :

Intrebare: M-ai sunat?

Raspuns: \nu man , ai venit tu la mine si te-ai apelat singur :/


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Posted 08 June 2014 - 02:15 AM

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Intrebare: De ce avea barza ciocul rosu

Raspuns: I-a fost rusine cand te-a adus 


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Posted 17 June 2014 - 11:56 AM

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Intrebare: Dormi?
Raspuns: nu, asa sforai eu.


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ElDen
Posted 19 June 2014 - 03:27 PM

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Intrebare: Iti pun 4 ? ( Profa )

Raspuns: Da , chiar va rog din suflet ( eu ) 


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 10:31 AM

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Raspuns: Loc !!!!


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Posted 03 July 2014 - 04:27 PM

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La examen , profesorul zice :

Intrebare: Copii ati vazut ca este si camera de filmat?

Raspuns: Da, Ernest e pe hol.


Edited by Twink, 03 July 2014 - 04:28 PM.

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AB Dracuze
Posted 05 July 2014 - 01:39 AM

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Cand ma suna un prieten la 2 noaptea :

- Dormi ?

- Nu frate, m-ai salvat din coma.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 07:25 PM

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Intrebare: Ba, l-am vazut pe Ion cum  a facut accident cu masina si e grav ranit ? 

Raspuns: Hmm , ai demo?


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